Can you tell I’m really sad?
Terry is supposed to sleep in the laundry room and it can be quite terrifying getting him there.
Literally 20 seconds before sexting.
When my white, rent free, friends try to throw insults at me.
When I don’t shave I look super gross!
This is the saddest text I have ever sent anyone. Sigh.
Lisa Simpson could get it.
You know it’s hard out here for a pimp.