Look at the cute shorts I bought today!
It’s like I’m doing Mother Teresa’s job.
Doing nothing with my life.
My friend is a recovering alcoholic and he just spend 2 days in the ER for withdrawals.
I want people to think I have self respect… Even of I don’t.
Can you tell I’m really sad?
Terry is supposed to sleep in the laundry room and it can be quite terrifying getting him there.